anyway, i'm watching this thing on sharkbites, and there's all this stuff about the heroes who rescue those people. balls of fucking steel. i caught the tail end of a story: this dude's kid was grabbed by a NINE FUCKING FOOT tiger shark, and the guy jumps in the fucking water and wrestles the thing. i'm not sure, but i think he might have died. like i said, i missed most of it, but the kid did die. too bad, but that's not the point.
here's the thing: Is there any other creature on God's green earth that would jump INTO water DURING a shark attack and fight the damned thing? that's manly
oh, and i've noticed that none of the heroes were women.
where's your feminism when a nine fucking footer's got your kid? In the strong arms of the alpha male, that's where!